Letter To A Trick

dear trick,

i met you tonight. now i have some comments. you are cute in your own way. i had a good time for the most part. dont tell a boy you're interested in that you are on probation. when you see a cop dont freak and say if you get pulled over you go to jail. you smell kinda like texas roadhouse steak sauce. you taste like it too. --awkward-- NEVER, i repeat, NEVER use you're teeth. the harder your squeeze the more it hurts, not feel better. you make me nervous. when you say "picture me f***ing you" and i have to picture someone else that's a bad sign. i wasnt that impressed. i dont really want to see you again. thank god you live in WY.

sincerly,
M@ty

p.s. you have an over bite... a bad one.